Description
How it Works
Buy any two items with a pre-discount subtotal of $79.99 or more, then add this Membership with Merch Patron 1-Year Membership to your cart and use code MERCHPURCH1Y to get $20 off (77 % off your membership!)
Our merch isn’t overpriced — we barely make beer money on it.
So whether you grab a hoodie and a hat or load up your cart like a proud Goat, the numbers work out the same for us… but you get a cheaper membership and more stuff.
Seriously, why aren’t more “membership sites” doing this?
Because they like margins.
We like Goats and people who build stuff. We want you here. We hope this helps you say yes to joining.
Note: Not approved for use to renew existing memberships. Wires will get crossed in our database, double reoccurring billing is likely to occur, and it may corrupt your account. We keep our prices low for a reason and won’t respond to exorcise the demons conjured up from customer service hell by customers trying to game the system.
Membership Information
What you Get:
- I Year Access to the Goat-Pen.com and a growing collection of original and community content.
- 1 Year Access to Goat Pen and Goat Pen Dark social communities.
- Additional pop-up events, members only merch, coupons and flash discounts only available for members
- Opportunities to grow your role and build influence as a member of the G-Force
- You may Join G-Force Alliance, G-Force Recon, G-Force Launcher or become a Goat Pen owned FanChisee by purchasing the membership add-ons for a one time fee of $10 each.
- G-Force Trainer, Multiplier, Pen Podster, FanChiser, and Sponsor are application or invite only. Apply after joining by emailing [email protected].
- While it’s available, you can claim your free membership to the Goat Pen OG 0.0 (“Original Goat zero point O”) Club. The zero point energy behind our launch. You’ll get an OG 0.0 membership designation on your Goat Pen profile and forever access to the exclusive OG 0.0 pens. This membership will provide you a lifetime of special treatment and extra perks. We’ll never stop saying thank you. When our launch closes, so does the OG 0.0 Club access. We’ll have more launch club opportunities (OG 1.0, 2.0 etc). But OG 0.0 membership will never be available again.
Legal Stuff
- All memberships are non-refundable. We keep our membership pricing low and endeavor to deliver as much value as possible.
- We use Print on Demand (POD) services for our merch. Refunds for Merch are handled in accordance with the POD provider’s policies and are usually restricted to refunds or exchanges for damaged or faulty goods. Returning POD goods for a refund will result in membership cancellation.
All purchases are final (except is indicated above)
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Question: What if I already have a membership and I want another one?
Answer: Log out and purchase as a guest with a different email. Our system doesn’t support multiple memberships with the same email address. If you purchase it while logged in to your existing membership you may run the risk of replacing your existing membership with the new one and that could create customer service hell for us and our prices will have to go up. You can certainly get another membership. In fact, we recommend it for Goat Pen Dark or a profile for your business, club or organization.
Question: Why do we charge so little for memberships and why charge at all?
Answer: A paywall is the single best deterrent against scammers and spammers in our community. The little bit that we charge provides just enough friction to discourage window shoppers, tire kickers, and Ne’er-Do-Wells.
